March 3rd, 2014
by Pete Ellison
An amazing birthday portrait of myself as Bloodmeadow by Monsieur Pete Ellison, the very talented wunderkind at www.heyitspete.com! And when’s the last time you watched an episode of GOTHIXXX? Probably too long!
Postscript: Here it is printed and framed in a lovely frame I stole from an Oscars party- You can get your own print of Bloodmeadow enjoying a Slurpee and haunted by ghosts here!
February 27th, 2014
I’m so excited to be visiting Portland to support the hilarious Tommy Johnagin at Helium Comedy Club March 6,7,8! I won’t be at Bridgetown this year, so this is your only chance to see visiting Portlander Virginia Jones until next year- Buy tickets here!
February 26th, 2014
The lovely and talented Susanna Lee has invited me to be on this show of comedy and dirty stories!
February 14th, 2014
I have now watched Breakfast Club for my personal jillionth time. I still think it’s a movie that holds up over the years, but I have the following questions about the “Happy” ending.
1. Molly Ringwald is overjoyed to have started a relationship with a commitmentphobe alcoholic with rage problems, who screams and stabs desks with knives. Great. I don’t have to point out that every teenage girl who watches this film is in love with John Bender. Apparently, we want to spend our adult years in probation hearings and Al-Anon meetings. Hot. A girl who goes out with nerdy Brian has a life of high-end Silicon Valley condo-living ahead of her, and anyone who winds up with Andy will just watch him gain weight after he tears his ACL wrestling but continued to eat a bag of groceries at every meal.
2. Emilio Estevez winds up with a fantasist kleptomaniac pathological liar who showed up to detention because she had nothing better to do, which is like if I showed up at a prison to do time for no reason. He is also overjoyed.
2a. What, is that white shit she’s wearing supposed to be her underwear? She’s wearing frilly long johns underneath her outfit like she’s a Mormon? What is her hair tied back with, her panties?
February 11th, 2014
On Thursday, Bloodmeadow will be appearing live on a video podcast with the Dark Mark show, in a special Valentine’s show! You can watch it live if you follow the link!
February 10th, 2014
I was home this week and paging through a water-ruined, stolen copy of my high school’s yearbook and wanted to point out the following images:
Alan Tudyk went to my highschool!
Alan Tudyk is pretty cool and is from Firefly and and more importantly, plays a cult leader in two episodes of Strangers with Candy, alongside fellow PSHS alum Jeremy Schwartz, who is also a totally awesome actor person.
Alan Tudyk never hung out with this person, but that’s ok. Hardly anyone did, possibly because I had an earring I made out of a rosary and a lock of my boyfriend Chris’ (last name redacted) hair, possibly because everything I am wearing I got from yard sales, and wore when we took pictures in August in Texas, possibly because I was identifying with Andie from Pretty in Pink so much that I drove a Kharmann Ghia that was constantly vandalized because I had a KEEP ABORTION LEGAL sticker on it in North Texas. Who knows?
February 10th, 2014
POPAddix is proud to present: the Viva Cantina debut of Not Jeebus Lorenzo, Viva heavypop faves LoveyDove, the irresistible The World Record and the spirited sound of Rough Church special guest: comedy from Virginia Jones! This is gonna be a fun show for everybody and for no money!
January 30th, 2014
I have been friends with a very talented and creepily lifelike doll named Eliza Rickman for several years, and today she released a really lovely and cool video composed of forced perspective vignettes depicting things she would likely be doing anyway. Please enjoy it.
January 20th, 2014
Photo by Jonathan Saunders
Jonathan Saunders took this picture of me this week, largely because neither of us had anything better to do. He’s shot George Carlin, Bernie Madoff, Don Imus, and me. He’s an expert marksman, an artist, and a real weirdo. Check out his photo blog at www.iliketotellstories.com.
December 10th, 2013
My talented best friend Pete (designer of my website, music impresario, DJ and artist- previously mentioned here, here, and here, and here and here!) has made this adorable t-shirt, suitable for you or your vegan/vegetabletarian friends and family!
It’s available in yellow, green, or blue, and is hand-printed in Pete’s home studio in soft, eco-friendly waterbased inks. I like this tee especially because it doesn’t have the “and you’re a dick” subtext of a lot of veggie tees, it’s just a fun burger that loves you and wants to be eaten, because everyone knows that tofu is a very masochistic food. Click HERE to order!
This first run is limited to 75 pieces! You’ll be wearing the only tofu burger tee in the whole vegan grocery/yoga class/tall bike ride/waterpark/DJ night/transgender dance party/coffee bean tasting/hula hoop class/laundromat dance party/bear bowling event!