GLENDALIA LOVES YOU!

January 27th, 2015

GLENDALIA LOVES YOU! Come be our Valentine, along with:

Chuck Sklar- As seen on Conan O’ Brien and Chris Rock!
Jon Huck- Live at Gotham, Comedy Central
Andy Peters- EXCLAMATION MARK album, winner of Rocky Mountain Laugh Off
Alysia Wood- Winner- America’s Next Funniest, LCS!
Kyle Shire- Flappers’ regular, number one in your hearts
Adam Gropman- SF Punchline, The Comedy Store, Improv
Cat Rhinehart-LAUGHS TV, overall hilarious lady

and your lovely hosts, Dax Jordan and Virginia Jones!

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No Cover!

Two lottery spots for visiting comics!

We’re excited to bring you another free night of LA’s finest comedians in a goth bar in Glendale- here’s the Facebook invite page!

Thank you!

January 26th, 2015

In which I thank all of my Youtube subscribers and make notes about who subscribes to me.

TOMORROW is TODAY! Well, it’s Saturday

January 13th, 2015

I’m very excited to share the stage with wonderful madman host Ron Lynch.  It’s going to be lots of fun.

Tuesday!

January 12th, 2015

Tonight! Suffer under the LASH!

January 12th, 2015

TEMPTU KILLER??

January 8th, 2015

The good people at Salonoutlet.com asked me to review their airbrush compared to the Temptu, here it is!

Lichtenstein Brushstrokes!

January 8th, 2015

There is this Lichtenstein sculpture garden in Millenial Walk in Singapore that is a relative of another garden installed in Philadelphia in 1996. Here is a view of  one of six Lichtenstein sculptures from the sculpture garden outside my hotel.

 

 

Here it is up close.

 

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Here it is up close and personal.

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I am in Singapore, I have a camera and some free time. I like art.

It’s convenient to me that they have art right outside the mall. People seem to ignore it, because there’s two Lacoste stores within a mile, and everybody wants to go there. Also, if you are not used to being in ninety degree weather with 80 percent humidity in November, being outside where the sculpture is could kill you. I risked death, but as you can tell, it was hell on my hair.

There is sometimes a kind of paradoxical high level/low quality of service. I was in a drugstore, looking for hair products, and a well-dressed lady followed me around, letting me know that she was there to fulfill my every whim and passing fancy- however, it became clear that this was not the case when a furry hippopotamus change purse caught my eye that had to be un-Swif-tacked from the display, and when I asked her about it she deflated and resisted, and then finally turned around dejectedly to get scissors. So, she was playing Watch The Giant Freaky American To See If She Steals Something And We Can Cut Her Hands Off. I am not sure what kind of criminal mastermind I would have to be to say, I can go into a crowded store in a country with very severe criminal punishment policies, where I could be fined for spitting on the sidewalk and chewing gum in public, and where I am a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than anyone else, and steal this hippopotamus change purse with impunity. But I’m not even close to that level.

Update: Portland has acquired a Lichtenstein brushstroke, and we stuck it in front of our modern art museum:

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More about Lichtenstein on Artsy.com!

Here’s a cool write up they did on his career, and they asked me to link to their article, because I am a respected art historian type person!  Totally!

GLENDALIA 10!

December 20th, 2014

Meet Your New Website Designer!

December 15th, 2014

My friend Pete made this great website for me one hajillion years ago, and he can make an even better one for you!

The TALKIES return Dec 17!

December 4th, 2014