August 1st, 2014

It’s not exactly Portlandia, but when it comes to the latest in chortlesome comedy on the fringes, Glendalia is your place to be. Co-presenters Virginia Jones and Dax Jordan have been working hard since April to evolve this monthly stand-up salon with a raucous roster of punchateers. This week’s comics and their relevant tweets: MADtv‘s Matt Braunger (“If I ever decide to commit suicide, it’ll be by doing the worm downstairs.”), Conan‘s Tony Camin (“Writing a biography of the HPV virus. Warts and all”), Marcella Arguello (“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s everything.”), Ron Babcock of Why Would You Eat That? gross-out webcast fame and whimsical woman Scout Durwood. That it’s being held in a goth club is also rather amusing: further proof that darkness needs light to exist. Complex, 806 E. Colorado St., Glendale; Tue., Aug. 5, 8 p.m.; free; 21 and older. (323) 642-7519,

— David Cotner



July 25th, 2014

Andy Wood Vs. Virginia Jones: On How To Write A Morrissey Song

July 20th, 2014

My very smart and talented friend Andy Wood made this keen observation on the songs of Morrissey and the Smiths- but that’s not the end of the story.

There’s also starting with the chorus, singing exclusively about stuff you hate, and lots of grace notes!  So there!


July 15th, 2014

  So proud to bring you the 5th GLENDALIA, at the new and improved time of 8PM!  That’s right, you don’t have to stay out with the heroin junkies and club kids and fun people!    This month’s lineup is astounding:

Matt Braunger – Has a new album out: Shovel Fighter!, Mad TV

Tony Camin- Conan, Just for Laughs, The Marijuanalogues

Ron Babcock- Why Would You Eat That, Last Comic Standing, House Party with Adam Levine

Marcella Arguello- SF Sketchfest, opened for Al Madrigal and Hannibal Burress

Ricky Carmona- Tosh.0, Just for Laughs

Scout Durwood- Edinburgh, The Moth, Howard Stern

Baby Ketten Los Angeles!

July 7th, 2014



Dear Los Angelans:

I’m very excited to share with you some important mews.  The legendary Baby Ketten Karaoke, with the baddest book in the universe, (where “bad” means “good” and “universe” means “Continental United States”) is opening a local satellite that will run first and third Sundays at the Ace Hotel in LA, starting Sunday, Aug 3rd!  RSVP here!

It’s slated to be rooftop karaoke, with plenty of space for dancing and singing and hot tubbing and shenanigans, run by the Ketten’s close friend Meggie Nicole!  If we have ever stood next to each other for any amount of time you have heard me run my mouth about Portland’s Baby Ketten, which is the best karaoke ever.  The book is not just expansive but obsessive, with many many many original Ketten-only tracks, and constantly updated with today’s weirdest hits!  Here’s the New York Times article on the Ketten phenom: here!

Have you ever wanted to sing Siouxsie Sioux’s apocalyptic lullaby, Metal Postcard? Probably not, but I did, and I sang it at Baby Ketten!  Bauhaus’ Kick in the Eye? Think you can keep an audience through Pulp’s bump and grind classic, This is Hardcore? Find out! Do you think singing Laid by James will get a singalong going? Can you handle Tori Amos’ Crucify? Do you think you can step to The Strangler’s Peaches?

Here is a partial listing of my favorite Baby Ketten Karaoke tracks to give you a taste.    Go to their website here or install the app to look for your favorite songs!  YES OF COURSE THEY HAVE AN APP!


Mark Ronson- Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This one Before

Suicidal Tendencies- Institutionalized

Nine Inch Nails- Something I Can Never Have

Hoodoo Gurus- Like Wow, Wipeout

Tori Amos- Smells Like Teen Spirit

The Smiths- The Queen Is Dead

The Horrors- Still Life

She & Him- Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?

The Cure- Why Can’t I Be You?

The Cure- The Walk

LCD Soundsystem- Daft Punk Is Playing At My House

Radiohead- Lucky

The Normal- Warm Leatherette

The Dead Milkmen- Instant Club Hit

Rufus Wainwright- Vibrate

Nina Simone- I Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl

Desire- Under Your Spell

Belle And Sebastian- Lord Antony

Siouxsie and the Banshees-Metal Postcard

Echo and the Bunnymen-Killing Moon

XTC-Senses Working Overtime

Japan-Quiet Life

Replacements-Alex Chilton

Nick Cave-Red Right Hand

Proclaimers-Sunshine on Leith

Beats International-Dub Be Good To Me

Belle and Sebastian-Funny Little Frog

Pixies- No. 13 Baby

Beautiful South-Rotterdam

Pulp- This is Hardcore

Psychic TV- Godstar

Warpaint- Undertow


I love the Ketten so much I have talked about them in my blog before, here and here!



The Cold Hand of Justice

June 24th, 2014

My talented friend Chuck Watkins made a record that is a parody 80′s cop film soundtrack, there are some great comics on it, and also me!  He’s premiering it at The Good Luck Bar on August 26th, and we’re gonna sing some tracks live!

This Week.

June 24th, 2014

Ok well- Tonight at 9 I am in the Eagle Rock Comedy Festival, which is the finest comedy festival in the world that runs from Tuesday to Thursday, my set is in the 5 Line Tavern at 2136 Colorado Blvd.

Wednesday at 9 I am hosting the Lush Hour show at the Melody Lounge in Chinatown with my partner Lizzy. Together we are GOTHIXXX, two gothgirls who are best friends.

Thursday at 7:30 I am on the Driveway of Laughs show at Rafa’s in Echo Park, which is essentially a basement full of pot smoke hosted by Scott Luhrs.

I am on a show on Saturday at 11:30 PM at the M.I. Westside Theatre in Santa Monica called Twelve Shiny Nickels.

My own show, GLENDALIA, returns to COMPLEX in Glendale on Tuesday, July 1st at 10:30. It’s free and the lineup is wonderful, including Emily Heller, Guy Branum, Robert Yasumura, Mike Burns, Tess Barker, and J.J. Whitehead!

That’s everything. Forgive me.

Friday The 13- The Next Day

June 24th, 2014

I made a thirty second film at comedy camp! It’s ridiculous!


June 23rd, 2014


June 22nd, 2014


Photo credit Jonathan Saunders

Emily Heller- Conan, @midnight, Variety’s Top 10 Comics To Watch, and a wonderful person

Guy Branum- contributor on  Chelsea Lately, writer at Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell

J.J. Whitehead-  Has performed 7 shows at the Edinburgh Fringe, has performed in festivals International Comedy in Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, UK, Holland, and Canada!

Mike Burns- twitter sensation @dadboner, author of “Power Moves: Livin’ the American Dream, USA Style.

Robert Yasumura- Jimmy Dore show writer and contributor, podcast compulsive, former host of the world’s best open mike, the Open Mike of Love at Brewco.

Tess Barker- Comedy Store, Improv, and Comedy Central Stage. ‘Lady to Lady’ podcast!

As always, we are at Complex at 806 E. Colorado at 10:30, with two lottery spots open for visiting comics!  Visit the event page here!