Do You Really, Realistically, Think You Can Avoid: Harem Pants?

From May 2010

That is to say, do you think there’s any way you can get around wearing Harem pants, which were called Dhoti pants last time they came around, and later, pejoratively, Hammer pants?  Do you think you’re strong enough?

Will.I.Am is wearing them in Usher’s video about a woman whose boobies are so hot he has to say “Oh, My GOSH” repeatedly.

Gaultier and Levi’s have gotten together to make some.

Every man, woman, and child in Hong Kong is wearing them as if there is no other kind of pant available.

Hong Kong is so trend-conscious that you hit the street and see the same Comme De Garcons t-shirt twenty times and think, did I miss a memo?

2014 Postscript: According to the kids auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance, you can’t avoid Harem pants.  Nobody can. They call them Joggers though, which is dumb because no way should you jog in them.

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3 thoughts on “Do You Really, Realistically, Think You Can Avoid: Harem Pants?

  1. Nice metaphors here. I was looking for PDX open mic nighT (I’ll be devirginizing myself soon, just you wait, if there’s room for a pudgy echo of philip seymour hoffman in the world of comedy, I’m all over it). Anyway,

  2. Those aren’t harem pants they are called Dhoti, harem pants are the pants like in the movie Aladdin, Harem pants = Middle Eastern, Dhoti = India

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