A beautiful birthday portrait of myself as Bloodmeadow by Pete Ellison, the very talented wunderkind at www.heyitspete.com! And when’s the last time you watched an episode of GOTHIXXX? Probably too long!
Here it is in a lovely frame I stole from an Oscars party.
I have known a creepily lifelike doll named Eliza Rickman for several years, and today she released a video for her song, Start With Goodbye. It’s composed of forced perspective vignettes with taxidermied animals. Please enjoy it.
Jonathan Saunders took this picture of me this week, largely because neither of us had anything better to do. He’s shot George Carlin, Bernie Madoff, Don Imus, and me. He’s an expert marksman, an artist, and a real weirdo. Check out his photo blog at www.iliketotellstories.com.
My talented best friend Pete Ellison (designer of my website, music impresario, DJ and artist- previously mentioned here, here, and here, and here and here!) has made this adorable t-shirt, suitable for you or your vegan/vegetabletarian friends and family!
It’s available in yellow, green, or blue, and is hand-printed in Pete’s home studio in soft, eco-friendly waterbased inks. I like this tee especially because it doesn’t have the “and you’re a dick” subtext of a lot of veggie tees, it’s just a fun burger that loves you and wants to be eaten, because everyone knows that tofu is a very masochistic food. Click HERE to order!
This first run is limited to 75 pieces! You’ll be wearing the only tofu burger tee in the whole vegan grocery/yoga class/tall bike ride/waterpark/DJ night/transgender dance party/coffee bean tasting/hula hoop class/laundromat dance party/bear bowling event!
Mom! I have an IMDb page! Here! That means I’m a real person, sort of. I’m still looking for interesting trivia to add to it, so write me with suggestions.
It was brought to my attention that there’s an all-lady improv group in SF called Vagina Jones. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
POSTSCRIPT: I met the founder of Vagina Jones, a now-defunct SF improv group, Kaeli Quick, and she didn’t understand why it was troublesome to me to have Vagina Jones appear at the Sketchfest every year while I never did.
I got to run the red carpet for the premiere of Seraph’s VISIONS, and chatted with actors, producers, and celebs Adam Rifkin and Mat Devine! Had so much fun and it was a great premiere.