5 minute writing exercise based on a tweet from Julian McCullough to James Urbaniak:
Hey James
Hey James
Can you see me
I can see you
Can you feel my eyes on you
Are you ignoring me
How dare you ignore me
(muffled noise)
No Radiohead songs are about romance, do you ever notice, James? They’re about failed romance.
Maybe that’s why Thom can’t keep anything together. What would a happy Thom Yorke sound like? I’ll bet he’s never happy. Just manic.
Sometimes failed romance is the best kind, though- it protects you from disappointment. Never had a start to begin with, just a doomed thing. I’m keeping my last unexpressed crush safe in a Mason jar. It can’t breathe but it’s safe and it’ll never get old.
James. Psst. James. You got earbuds in man? Earbuds in your own house, nobody’s got a record player so nobody bothers having a stereo. We never listen to each other. You’re staring right at me but you can’t see me. You’re listening to a podcast where famous people talk about when they weren’t famous yet, making everyone listening feel like being famous is inevitable. Famous people used to not be famous, I’m not famous but one day I will be. That’s the progression. That’s the way it goes.
James. You’ve gotta get better than this, man. You’ve gotta get better than this.
