An Average White Male Comic
When I start performing live again, it will be as an average white male comic.
Average white men: I envy the way they promote each other, and back each other up in times of trouble. Average white men are friends to the end, even if their friend is a pedophile. They know what they have in common, their strength and their pride: they are average white men.
They don’t have to be that funny, because average white men support each other and raise each other up. Bros before hos! Bros before common decency! Bros before, frankly, everything!
Meet Hacky Sack. I will only be writing for, and performing as him in the future.