Cheat-Sheet Letter for Covid-19
A helpful letter to send people during Covid-19
Dear Friend/Family Member/Other;
I hope this personalized form letter finds you
A. safe
B. healthy
C. as well as can be expected
D. up to your earholes in homemade bread
E. making a killing selling black market hand sanitizer.
This week, I made a few PPE masks at home and wanted to send you
A. one
B. two
C. several for you and your
A. spouse
B.child
C. pet
D. roommate
E. (N/A)
I hope that
A. sweet
B. little
C. handsome
_______ is also doing well.
I want you to know that I love you, and I know that you
A. love me back
B. wish I didn’t
C. know who I am.
Remember, this is all temporary and one day we’ll look back at this time and laugh
A. ruefully
B. sexily
C. hysterically.
It’s all just a fad, like dabbing or Linsanity or Snuggie parties, or when we put those old-timey moustaches on everything.
Keep safe, my brave
A. friend
B. family member
C. other
and I will see you on the other side, and we will clasp hands warmly and through our
A. hyperbaric chambers
B. rubber gloves
C. VR realities.
Your Friend/Family Member/Other
Virginia Jones