This Is: Driving Excitement!

I saw this bumpersticker today: It reads “Don’t let the car fool you. My treasure is in heaven!”

So, what have we got here?

1. Pride: Look at my nice car!
2. Avarice: I need money for nice things!
3. That most Christian of virtues: self-righteousness!
4. I’m going to Heaven, asshole!
5. My nice car doesn’t even MATTER!
6. Maybe you can get this car after the Rapture, assuming it didn’t get totalled while I was sucked into Heaven while driving Trevor to soccer camp!

Anyway, I’ve got to get back to work on my new Atheism decal, which is in the shape of a happy fish in bed on Sunday morning with a paper and a coffee.